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...You're in the airport terminal, you hear a muffled noise...

New Airport Security

The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns of full-body scanners.

It’s a booth you step into that won’t X-ray you, but will detonate any device(s) you may have on you.  This would eliminate the possibility of anyone saying anything about racial profiling, and would eliminate the cost of a long, expensive trial; justice would be swift, case closed!
…You’re in the airport terminal, you hear a muffled noise; shortly thereafter, an announcement comes over the PA system: “Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number XXXX.  Shalom!”
Hats off to Israeli security!

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